We’ve all had it happen. You’re in the moment with your partner, trying to make magic and then it happens. Your iPod changes songs and suddenly you’re faced with the sweet musical styling of Weird Al Yankovic’s, “Eat It.” The mood is gone and so is your erection.

Don’t fear, my highly horny friend, I’m here to help! Below is a list of a few of my favourite songs that get the juices flowin’ and the lovemaking going. You can send me your thank you emails after you’re finished doing push-ups on that hot blonde you’ve had your eye on all semester.

Queens of the Stone Age – “Make It wit Chu”—For the foreplay. If this song doesn’t get you revved up for a good time, I don’t know what will. Its driving, passionate beat will have you feeling in the moment and ready for more.

Dave Matthews Band – “Crash into Me”—For the sensitive type. This song is ideal if you’re trying to create a moment. Valentines, Christmas, birthdays—this song should be a staple.

Nine Inch Nails – “Closer”— For experimenting. This song is dirty, gritty and will have you feeling animalistic. In other words, it’s perfect for those adventurous nights when just about anything could happen.

Goo Goo Dolls – “Iris”—For the slow groove. This song is the one that’ll be playing when you mistakenly tell your partner you love them.

Daft Punk – “Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger”—For the drunken hook-up. Just keep the title running through your head like a mantra and no matter how intoxicated you are, I promise you’ll do fine!

James Brown – “Sex Machine”—For the fun fuck. This overplayed beauty will have you both laughing like you hit the bong! If you’re not scared of throwing a bit of fun in the mix, add this little wildcard to your playlist.

The Police – “Every Breath You Take”—For the afterglow. You’ve just finished, your brain is all giddy and you need some time to recoup for round two. This song is perfect for a cuddle, massage or anything else sexy. It’s Sting – I’m pretty sure he invented sex.